Jas. Hook, Captain of the Jolly Roger – primarily as played by Jason Isaacs in the 2003 Peter Pan. For his dashing swashbucklingness.
For his impeccable dress sense.
For his eyes, blue as forget-me-nots.
For his exclamation in battle: ”Split my infinitives!”
And yes, I did shamelessly pirate his question ”Didst thou ever want to be a pirate?”
For the scene where he plays the harpsichord, singing Toora loora loo.
And finally, for the whole gratuitous shirtless scene. Thank you for that, Messrs. Isaacs and Hogan.
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